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About Maxine - retired as a Wal-Mart Greeter


Unfortunately, how I grew up, I was a little less
sensitive.

So, after trying my new job as host of Wal-Mart last weekend (a good
find for many retirees), which lasted less than one days .......

Approximately two hours after my first day at work a very dirty white tank-top-with-your-leader good grandparents hanging out
Coyote Ugly, nasty, toothless woman entered the store with her two children,
shouted obscenities at all the way through the entrance. (You know that we have in Nebraska!)

As I was asked, I said politely, "Hello and welcome
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? "

The nasty, evil woman / thingheard screaming long enough to say: "Of course not,
It is not twins. The oldest of 9 and the rest of the 7th Why in the world
They think that they are twins? Are you blind or stupid? "

I replied: "I am neither blind nor stupid, lady. I find it difficult
Hard to believe that twice made available.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. "

My supervisor for 25 years, he said, not likely for this kind of work .......... made was soooo maybe I'll go fishing.